“Every snack you make, Every meal you bake, Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.” – thought every dog ever. The little munchkins may be incredibly cute, but mind you they can make you run around like crazy. Yet, no matter how irritating all the extra work may be, I wouldn’t trade them for anything in the entire world. While life with a dog ensures you all the craziness in the world, life without a dog is boring and NOT recommended.
Life with a Dog VS Life without a dog
A Dog’s purpose- chewing your shoes, salivating near the carpets and covering the house with all the hair in the world. Here is a perfect summary of two types of lifestyles in the world- life with and without a dog.
Oh! And, here is a dog lesson.
Without a dog: Everything is in it’s place. You t-shirts in the cupboard, food in the kitchen and toiletaries in the washroom.
With a dog: Dog’s mind: “Oh! so your shoes are supposed to be in the shoe rack. Hah! I don’t care.”
Without a dog: Your mornings are all sleepy and lazy.
With a dog: You can’t afford to be lazy here. The dog needs to go pooping or peeing. GOODMORNING!
3. Nap Time
Without a dog: Of course, you are sleeping all alone.
With a dog: Your cuddle partner is always there. Always ready to take most of the space on your bed but still, always there.
4. When you go back home
Without a dog: Say hello to the empty house. If you live with your family, hi everyone- lets have dinner- okay bye.
With a dog: Say hello to the little piece of awesomeness waiting for you. He missed you and he shows it to you will all the love in the world.
5. Hair Hair Everywhere
Without a dog: Hair, where?
With a dog: Hair on the bed, hair in the kitchen, hair on the couch, hair everywhere. Hair Hair Everywhere- except on the dog’s body. But, you are so used to it.
6. Eating Food
Without a dog: I’ll order pizza for myself. One regular pizza would do. Yum, Pizza finally.
With a dog: You: I’ll order pizza today. One regular, pizza should be fine.
Dog’s mind: So you want to have a pizza by yourself? How dare you.
You: Damn, he had all of my pizza.
7. Agenda for the day
Without a dog: It’s finally Sunday- I’ll probably sit all by myself and read a book.
After some time- I am so bored. No one to talk to.
With a dog: It’s Sunday and I finally have a day off. I’ll do something productive today.
Dog: HAHAHAHA! *bow* *bow*
If you have gone through the life before and after a dog, you would totally be able to understand how getting a dog changes your life. And, no boasting here- I have seen people who have actually told me ‘my dog died and I don’t want to live’. Dog- A man’s best friend– ALWAYS.
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