Tinder swipes, waiting for a super like, meeting tinder date and never-ending chats. You know exactly what I’m going to talk about. Yes – The girls and guys on Tinder & the conversations you have with them.
Isn’t it fun & lunatic at the same time to date someone you don’t know at all? And, meeting someone from tinder in person & later on maybe getting into something serious.
Fascinating enough! But, at times, the cross-connections take place and you regret your ‘right’ swipe. You keep checking all the rules of tinder dating. Let’s know what happens when the girls and guys on tinder meet their flip sides.
What Happens When The Opposites Date on Tinder?
You might be good at calculating the FLAMES & doing the history check of your Tinder date. But, sometimes, the spy isn’t that good – the prophecy goes wrong and you end up with a person exactly opposite.
We imagined what could be the hilarious results when opposites date on Tinder. Check out the round-up below:
1. Mr. Wife-Seeker VS Miss One-Nighter
Wife-seeker: “You are the one.” “We should get married”.
One-nighter: Great! Let’s talk about honeymoon, wedding night lingerie, dowry, alimony, everything. Cool? – Pun Intended.
2. Health Freak VS Couch Potato
Health Freak: “I wake up at 5 and directly hit the gym. What about your mornings?”
Couch Potato: “I like to work out as well.” “Umm.. does sitting on the sofa count?”
3. King ‘Kink’ VS ‘Innocence’ Queen
Kinky Lad: “I like ropes and handcuffs,” “What about you?”
Shy Girl: “Umm.. never thought of either. Always wanted to be just a doctor. ‘Police’ is not me.”
4. ‘Geek’ VS the ‘Diva’
Geek: “I like to read tech magazines and do some crazy inventions. What about you?”
Diva: “I like to slay and stay stylish.”
5. Vegetarian Dude VS Non-Vegetarian Gal
Veg hunk: “Rajmah Chawal is my favorite. I also love Dahi Raita.”
Non-veg hottie: “Ummm.. Okay! Chicken Kebab sometime?”
6. Sugardaddy VS Sweet 16
Oldie: “How ’bout catching up sometime? Should I send my driver and some dresses?”
Young cutie: “Sure!” *But, am I even ready to give “sugar”?*
7. Ms. Professional VS Mr. Amateur
Ms. Professional: Still replying to official emails and online on slack, replying to colleagues. No time for dating, came to meet up in her break time.
Mr. Amateur: The guy chewing a gum and in sneakers. Does not give any ishh to anything.
8. ‘No Fucks Given’ Guy VS Self-Obsessed Girl
Not interested guy: Ya! Ya! Nice! *Keep barking*
Talkative girl: “You know I just love dogs, last time I had one he died after 2 months, I was sad for whole two days. So, my daddy gifted me one more on my birthday. But, he got sick after one month. I was scared so I took him to doctor, but the doctor said that he won’t be able to survive for long. So, I brought a cat home and my mum loves her so much. We named her!#@%^#*($&@$@^&#*)$(&(@*@&#*&$#*^&^@%@&”
9. The Handsome Heartthrob VS Plastic Princess
The Charming One: “Hello, there!”
*Drools a million times*
Made-up chick: “You’re cute.”
*Just cute? Lemme put up some makeup and get a lip job done soon*
If you know more about different types of girls or guys on tinder, let us know in the comment section below.