Things That Happen in a Girl’s Life before Marriage vs after Marriage


Now this is your new family and you have to do as they say.” Once a girl gets married, her mom has all the advice in the world for her and this is one of ’em. What moms don’t tell us is that there are shitloads of other stuff as well. The changes in a girl’s life before marriage VS a girl’s life after marriage are huge.

Girl’s Life Before Marriage VS Girl’s Life After Marriage

Actually, the “life after marriage story” for Indian chicks is quite sad. Frankly speaking, happy life after marriage is a myth (JK, don’t cancel your wedding) and all the married girlies can feel me. Here is how a women’s life is before and after marriage.

1. Pocket Money to Shagun

Before: Mom, can I have a hundred bucks, please?

After: Thanks, mumma but this was really not required. *slips the thousand rupee note, read shagun, inside.*

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2. Everywhere you go, you go with your husband

Before: I am an independent woman, I don’t need anyone.

After: Society be like- “Beta, you should go out with your pati parmeshwar only.”

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3. What is your score?

Before:  “How many people have you had sex with? And, who did you have sex with last night? And, and, the other day?”

After: “How many times did you have sex with your hubby?”

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4. The questions they ask you-

Before: “When are you getting married beta?”

After: “When will you have a kid beta?”

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5. You VS ‘You+In-Laws’

Before: *I me myself* is all you care about, everything else can go to hell.

After: Caring about self? Who even does that? Fam before self, it is NOW. Sigh!

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6. Saasu maa Diaries

Before: No worries B#$%^&*d because no mo%^&%f%$#%&g sasuma.

After: Ummm, namaste mummiji. *Covers head with pallu* *respects husband* *cooks food* *abuses? What? what! What does that mean?*

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7. The morning Routine

Before: “Why did you even wake me up mom, it’s Sunday and only 12- I’ll wake up when I want to.”

After: *Gets up at 7 and ready by 8* “Goodmorning mummyji, let me cook for the whole family.” *yawns*

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8. Dressing UP Before VS After

Before: Walking out in your pajamas? You can, because you are not married yet.

After: Woah, woah! There is a whole guide on how to dress up after marriage in IndiaDare to ‘not follow‘ it and get ready to be screwed.

Planning to walk out in your pajamas? Hahaha! There has to be jewelry and ornaments and so many other things bitches, mind you.

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9. Party Time

Before: Partying without giving a damn!

After: Still party but well ‘getting home on time‘ is a mandate cause sasurji checking your in time.

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Women’s life before and after marriage

Can you feel all the pain here? Life before and life after marriage for a girl in India is synonymous to Greater Kailash VS Chandni chowk. Basically, it can never even be close to each other. Had similar experiences in life? Buzz the comment section below.

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